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Pole Demotivational Poster


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?


TAGS: pole dancing funny puppy
Rating: 3.13/5

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JesusWept - May 11, 2013, 2:37 pm
That stripper needs waxing or shaving XD
mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:24 am
try harder... you can do better than this ;)


HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it


TAGS: fat cop hiding behind pole
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: martial arts pole dancing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours


DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.




POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !




CANADIAN POLE DANCING - NOT QUITE THE SAME.... -


TAGS: pole
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by culos

TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:22 am
Culos if you hack my pc and steal my pics one more time I'm gonna post that one you sent me of you in that maids outfit.
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:13 pm
slivers still beats being frozen to the steel poles
Derek - February 5, 2010, 2:45 pm
A number of hideously painful slivers coming up


DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




WOMENS - He gets them all.


TAGS: geeks napoleon dynamite
Rating: 2.06/5


CREDIBLE ICON -


TAGS: totem poles are people too
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:54 am
LMFAO!!!!
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 1:03 am
No props for the tag.... ATHF


NAPOLEON - he might have been small but his wallet sure wasn't




INGENUITY - In the end, this is the best way. ...the dog just kept chasing its tail.


TAGS: ingenuity lawn mower pole grass
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:23 pm
Good one. 5L


SECURITY -




NORTH POLE - "I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE."


TAGS: albuquerque north pole submarine
Rating: 2.3/5


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
ROFLMAO!
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.


meanwhile at the north pole -


TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


Pole dancing -


TAGS: pole fail
Rating: 4.29/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2013, 6:37 pm

fries and a big mac at the top....any bets that she'll make it?


MADE IT MA -


TAGS: northpole submarine white heat cagney
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:10 am
Nautilus...90 North. (Cool!)


GREAT JOB! -


TAGS: workers concrete poles truck planning
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

freestyler - May 21, 2010, 12:17 pm
FYI, they drove backwards going between the poles.
Feasibly - May 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Great point Face. Same goes for the pic.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:34 am
Should have thought about this one a bit more. Great pic but your verbiage only explained the pic. 2L


DOUBLE TAKE - I imagine that, When Jesus sees this at first, He'll have to look twice.


TAGS: jesus poles double take
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by iamjet

TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
I never saw this. Its very good. It's was actually funnier the second time I read it. 5L
iamjet - September 1, 2010, 9:24 pm
It's been 10 months. I thought I'd get a comment on the awesome Haiku.


POLE DANCING - May is a good time for it


TAGS: pole dance
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Airman



THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!




all we have -


TAGS: napolean pedro vote for him
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:21 pm
Heh, I guess he got that time machine to work.


HA HA HA -




TRY NOT TO BE - low man on the totem pole


TAGS: totem pole
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 1:11 am
I like to think that "low man on the totem pole" is more important than most people think because he supports everyone else.


CONSISTENT -


TAGS: sick tribute harley body hair barber pole
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by spacedog

sickartist - June 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL My head is shaved so take your best guess.


Pole Dancing -




UNDER CONSTRUCTION -


TAGS: putting the pole in the ground
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - June 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Clever - you need a on-track mind though.


LEARNING - Sometimes nothing beats real-world experiences. Like getting your butt stuck to a frozen pole.




EBP -


TAGS: trash cycle beginning stripper poledance
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:19 am
She'll always be able to pay the rent! lol!
observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
That is so wrong.


POLE DANCING -


TAGS: febchallenge pole dancing scottish games
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Like this.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
(to the song Spin Spin Sugar)


FINAL RESISTANCE - There will be a moment in life when you just have to give in. For all of us. Even for Poles.




14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte




WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.




pole dancing -




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